Ahoy, Royal United Navy!
With the sails finally lowered and the seas calming down from the storm of events, we bring you the final word on our epic 2025 Easter Weekend. And what a voyage it's been—from 12-hour greedy bash madness to inky Kraken battles and chaotic egg hunts on dry land. Y’all brought the spirit, the laughs, and an unhealthy obsession with shiny things. We’re proud.
Let’s take one last look at the full weekend of events...
💥 Greedy Bash Pilly Recap
Before the Kraken reared its head and eggs started flying, we kicked off the Easter festivities with a 12-hour Greedy Bash Pilly, led by our unstoppable crew and the brilliant Captain Sonea. For 12 straight hours, pirates bravely battled across 36 encounters, claiming victory after victory in the name of treasure and glory.
In total, the crew hauled in:
- 812,973 PoE in pirate loot
- 236,407 PoE in ship restocks
- 1,616,589 PoE from various chests and battles
- Total Booty: 2,665,969 PoE
Prizes flowed like rum, and random gifts were awarded to those who fought hard in each battle. Our top basher of the event, Hildasan (me 😜), who claimed 39 bashes, earning them a tan parrot and 50,000 PoE! 🦜🎉
More details on the pilly here.
🦑 Kraken Egg Hunt – The Results Are In!
Led by the ever-mischievous Tugboat, the Easter Kraken Egg Hunt saw 11 pirates dive in and out of the Kraken's lair, dancing between its tentacles, hauling eggs, pods, lockers, and loot across a chaotic and slime-covered Saturday.
And now… the winners have surfaced!
- 🥇 First Place: Magiere – Not only did they haul the most treasure, but they also claimed Most Eggs (14) and Most Total Treasures (36). That’s a clean sweep!
- 🥈 Second Place: Hildasan – Coming in hot with 12 eggs, giving Magiere a real run for the gold.
- 🥉 Third Place: Killjoy – Quiet, deadly, delightfully unstable and treasure-hungry as ever.
Huge congrats to all three—and thank you to everyone who participated, whether for one dip or a dozen. You made the event a blast (sometimes literally). 💥
🏝️ Annual Flag Easter Egg Hunt
Organized by our ever-clever Queen Orsina, the Flag Easter Egg Hunt ran from Saturday 11 AM to Sunday 6 PM Gametime, sending pirates scurrying through the Flag Hall on Aim in search of dozens of deviously hidden eggs.
A total of 13 pirates joined the hunt and earned prizes, but only one sharp-eyed sleuth found every last one of them...
🥇 Justapleb was the only pirate to find all 59 eggs—a truly egg-ceptional feat! 🥚👀
Despite a surprise illness cutting Orsina’s event finale a bit short, the spirit of the hunt was strong, and everyone had a blast exploring, competing, and laughing through the weekend. 💛
And it’s not over yet—the eggs will remain hidden through next weekend for anyone who wants to continue the fun. Orsina will also be adding room-by-room egg counts to the room news to help.
Huge thanks to Orsina for another unforgettable event and for keeping the tradition alive and thriving!
🎥 Nolim at the Helm Surprise Event & Stream
To cap off the Easter festivities, we had a Nolim at the Helm Surprise Event—and what a surprise it was! Nolim took the helm for 11 intense battles, BNAVing for the crew, something that’s rarely seen! Despite the rarity of Nolim at the helm, they secured an impressive 9 victories out of those 11 battles. 🏴☠️
A devoted Nolim fan captured the moment in true piratey fashion:
And to commemorate the occasion, Nolim posed with Hildasan for a portrait titled The Helm Held Fast—a fitting tribute to a rare moment at sea.
For those who missed it or want to relive the action, check out the full stream:
A huge thank you to Nolim for stepping up and leading us to victory, as well as for putting on an unforgettable show for the crew and friends alike!
🏴 The Full Easter Wrap-Up
Across the weekend, our crew and flagmates crushed it:
- Greedy Bash Pilly ran for 12 straight hours with 36 battles and over 2.6 million PoE pillaged.
- Kraken Egg Hunt delivered deep-sea chaos and eggy glory.
- Flag Egg Hunt at the Hall on Aim was a whirlwind of sneaky egg hiding and even sneakier finding.
- Nolim at the Helm Surprise Event & Stream saw Nolim performing battle navigation, which is a rare sight indeed.
From Skellies to Kraken, from cannon fire to raffle tickets, every event was a reminder of why the Royal United Navy is one of the best damn crews on the ocean.
🎉 What’s Next?
While Easter’s behind us, summer's on the horizon—and with it, more events, more loot, and maybe even more eggs (don’t tell Tugboat). Got an idea for a future event? Talk to your Senior Officers or send a parrot to Sonea. We’re always cookin’ something up.
Until then...
🌊 Keep pillagin’,
💛 Keep cheerin’,
🏴☠️ And keep makin’ the Navy proud.
— With love, mischief, and way too much chocolate,
Hildasan, on behalf of the Royal United Navy